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Friday, November 12, 2004

a jock by any other name...

so my new favorite show is battle for ozzfest.

i think it’s really just a way for me to get away with watching a reality show without looking too much like a girl.

i’m a sucker for the reality show, for reals. always have been, and it hasn’t stopped yet.

when i was dating chris he would never let me watch them.

"mind numbing crap. "

(ok, let me amend that. i could watch whatever i wanted, but i’d have to hear his mouth the whole time and it was easier just to watch the history channel.)

who knows why i like them so much.

so this one’s about ozzfest. well, bands that want to be on the ozzfest tour.

something like 8 bands (or 9, or whatever, who really cares, can’t get attached to them all because someone’s got to go any episode now) are competing to be on the tour next year.

from each band got picked one representative to go compete. (read: live on a tourbus and do crappy roadie shit)

so here’s the thing. i like ahmad. he’s horrible, he talks too much and he’s prone to random acts of stupidity and bipolar fits of emotion. he’s the perfect punk rocker.

but they’re gonna vote him off any minute now. they tried to last night.

why they didn’t kick that fucker kelly off is a mystery. he’s a fucking jock. (but his eyes look cuhrazy cool.) chelsea’s about to hook up so she wouldn’t vote him off.

my favorite so far, however, is marc. he hasn’t said much yet, but I bet he’s great on the guitar.