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Tuesday, January 31, 2006

Yolanda had been forbidden to touch the thermostat
because she was constantly turning it up
all the way to 90 degrees.

So she brought in a space heater.

She plugged in the space heater
and put it under her desk.

Yolanda got sleepy
so she lay her head down
on her desk
and didn't awake...

until she smelled her chair burning.