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Friday, April 28, 2006

elevator etiquiette (thanks binsk)

i hate when people use the elevator to go up ONE FLOOR

like we're all going to 8 from the L
and then we stop at 3 for no apparent reason
dude gets on and presses 4
i mean PLEASE

you can't use the stairs for ONE FLOOR???
you make us stop TWICE?!?!?
we are IMPORTANT PEOPLE HERE!!!

also
yesterday we're going up from L
and stop at 3 to let some people off

dude gets on at 3
presses L

chooses not to see that
the 8 button is pressed

(not to mention the fact that
his little down carrot didn't
deselect when we arrived at his floor
OR that the up carrot was lit
on our elevator door)

so our elevator goes up
instead of down - duh
and he gets pissed.

"haha" i think
"you are unobservant
and stupid."

then today in the parking garage i get
on the elevator with this lady
to go down to street level

and the elevator starts to go up.

guess who's unobservant and stupid now?