here's to being sure i'd be fired if my boss knew i had this blog...

dude, if they knew how quickly i really get my work done
(if they had a shred of intelligence
or desire to cut costs)
they'd make my position part-time
at best.

i'm an absolute waste of a salary

and sometimes i feel guilty about it.
that time is NOT today.

and essentially i work for the government
so really, there's your answer.

remember winnie's puppies?
i'm just like them
(click play for demonstration)