ass posting

so the story is that
the recovery time
is "anywhere from one to two weeks"

my surgery is on a wednesday
and i want to be back at work on monday.
5 days.
that seems fair enough.

needless to say i'm scared shitless
(no pun intended)

if you haven't guessed
i'm having surgery on my
ASSHOLE

(i promise to limit the ass posts
to one a day.)