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i want to be more like the ocean. no talking and all action.

Wednesday, April 12, 2006

meme, muthafucka, meme

whatever –

krucoff’s doing it.

mr t’s doing it (ok not mr. t, but still)

all in good fun to promote king dork day three

set yer noise maker to shuffle and musically answer these questions in order:

how does the world see you?
the american in me – the avengers ("it’s the american in me that makes me watch tv")

will I have a happy life?

oceansize – janes (“no talking man all action”)

what do my friends really think of me?
a shogun named marcus – clutch (“yes I’m a new world samuri and a redneck nonetheless… check it out I’m like a buzzbomb”)

do people secretly lust after me?
rhinocerous – smashing pumpkins (“she knows”)

how can I make myself happy?
we are the road crew – motorhead (“i'm driving like a maniac, driving way to hell and back, another room a case to pack, We Are The Road Crew”)

what should I do with my life?
give it up – poison idea

will I ever have children?
castration – poison idea (I shit you not)

what is some good advice for me?
coconut rock – the skatalites (an instrumental – hmm)

how will I be remembered?
vanity fare – government issue (“illusion shattered”)

what is my signature dancing song?
I’m stranded – the saints (“stranded on my own stranded far from home”)

what do I think my current theme song is?
ghosts of princes in towers – rich kids (“you either got it honey or you ain’t”)

what does everyone else think my current theme song is?

joy ride – government issue (“here come those tears of joy slowly running down my face kept feelings bottled in too long now they're out and that's a start talk to me talk to me don't run away don't run away”)

what song will play at my funeral?
raggare is a bunch of motherfuckers – rude kids (perfect because I hate those streets of fire motherfuckers)

what kind of women do I like?
take warning – op ivy (“stand by your friends, wrong or right” – out of context but true for me and my girlz)

what is my day going to be like?
I am the walrus – gray matter (“Expert textpert choking smokers, don't you think the joker laughs at you? See how they smile like pigs in a sty, see how they snide, i'm crying.” oh great)