raymi
maybe i should do a weekly feature where i interview people with JOBS

kalipornia
no way BORING

raymi
but ask them incredibly stupid questions like ali g
ok ill start with you

kalipornia
hahahaha

raymi
what colour keyboard are you typing on

kalipornia
black

raymi
hmm
interesting
what is your favorite letter on this keyboard

kalipornia
if i was forced to choose i'd say the j b/c it has that little braile thingy on there to tell me where to put my finger
or the f
same reason

raymi
hmm well i would choose f cos fuck begins with f

kalipornia
ya but i'm right handed

raymi
are you partially blind and require the braile

kalipornia
no

raymi
this interview SUCKS

kalipornia
ya can i pee?

raymi
yep

kalipornia
see i told you jobs were boring

raymi
totally
lets talk about me more
ok u interview ME!