cock and ball-less chili fuckers

RAWR RAWR
grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

i am so mad
mad like outlaw mad.

who the fuck do the fucking chili peppers think they are?
i fucking hate those dickless mother fuckers.

it used to be just anthony
i thought he brought them all down
fucking lead singer dude.
fuck that guy.

i thought flea had sense.
(suburbia, dudes, anyone?)
alas. he does not.

fucking california fucks i should have fucking known it.

ok, i'll start at the begining here.
once i was 14 years old
yes, it's true, eon's ago i was a young impressionable teenage girl.
hard to imagine.

and when i was fourteen, i heard this album called red hot chili peppers
by these boys called the red hot chili peppers
and it was something i never heard before
it was the shit.

i wore the cassette tape out

and then came
freaky styley
which blew my mind.
like fishbone but with a
fucking bass line to blow your mind and killer hillel guitar.
(nevermind the white rapper)
this album turned me on to parliament and sly and the family stone thank you very much red hots - i mean they covered the FUCKING meters!!!

i was hooked.
then came uplift mojo which rocked the fucking house as well
i mean "i want to party on your pussy"???

and then fucking hillel fucking overdosed instead of keidis

and out comes mothers milk which was still ok even though
fruciante fucking sucks donkey dick like only a fucking stoopid
hollywood fuck can.

and then they hit the fucking wall.

yes, some songs on the rick rubin produced blood, sugar, whatever, dude
are fun, but it marks the fucking END.
it's RHCP's black album the downhill slide

not that i needed the help, but i was at lolapalooza in 92
and the end was truly marked when somefucking jock was standing infront
of me holding up a lighter and yelling
"PLAY THE BRIDGE SONG"
the. end.

and now, AND NOW...
now i'm over at daibh's place
and
i see this new video for their 10 millionth suck ass fucking california song and in said video they're imitating/mocking my favorite bands..

the GODDAMNED misfits????
nirFUCKINGvana???
faith no MOTHERFUCKING more???

dood, that's it.
i kept my copies of freaky, uplift and mother's milk
just so i could prove that they were once cool.
i defended flea.
but now it's over.
fuck them.

they are dead to me.