doubleyew tee eff?

don't you hate when someone
makes you nervous for no obvious reason???

i just got on the elevator to take some
shit to the dhl and fed ex boxes.

i see a dude who i've met once or twice
but not really, you know, suite neighbors
and all that hokey work shit.

so he says
"hey if you call UPS, 'brown'
would you call DHL 'yellow'"
(duh, by the way)

i say "heh. heh. of course you would"

then he says
"why are some dhl, and some fed ex"
(refering to the packages in my arms)

i got all nervous for some reason and
stopped speaking proper english and shit.

"some countries is cheaper through dhl.. er.. fed ex are more expensive, but some countries only is fedexable..."

WHAT? what's with the fucking singular/plural verb fuck ups all of a sudden? and FEDEXABLE? what the fuck was that?

dude's not in any position of authority and he's NOT cute by anystretch.
the only thing i can think of is that he's tall.

he's tall? what in the name of god could i have gotten nervous about.

i'm so weird.
i hate people.