FUCKING KALIPORNIA

THIS lafd campaign is EXACTLY the reason why i HATED living in LA.

they have a fucking million dollar campaign running to BEG those fuckers to pull over to the right when an ambulance/firetruck shows up in their rear view mirror.

jesus god, what fucking country to they live in???

only in LA do people NOT instinctively pull over when they see flashing lights behind them. my theory? only one of three possible explainations:

1 -- the people in the car are TOO FUCKING IMPORTANT TO PULL OVER.

2 -- they don't speak ENGLISH or any semblance thereof and couldn't read the FUCKING DRIVER's HANDBOOK where it specifically tells you what to do when OHMYGOD there are flashing lights and sirens behind you.

3 -- they are too fucking STOOPID to know what's going on.

file under thank the good lord i don't live there anymore. thank god, by the way, as i was having a rare, maybeimisscalifornia moment.