damn my friends are FUNNY!

actual text "conversation" transcribed below
featuring stellar love life advice from yours truly:

murl:
Do u think I should pick
---- as a new candidate?

me:
sure, he's socially
awkward!

murl:
O great that sounds
perfect. is he funny? cus i
need funny

me:
dunno but we can find out!

murl:
Hm

me:
he seemed funny tonight.

murl:
I think i should end my
relationship with him now i
feel like its not working

me:
you should know ----- is
after him

murl:
Heh thats ok i think we are
gonna break up