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Thursday, November 18, 2004

voulez vous?

against tony pierce's better judgment, i tuned into leno last night.

i rarely watch it, but let's just say i have a weakness for foul mouthed irish boys.

though honestly i think the attraction is fueled by the thought that he's so slutty that if i ran across him there actually might be a possibility that we'd fuck.

at least i can dream.

he did not disappoint. was bleeped at least 20 times. then was at his sexiest while interacting with the 6 year old dinosaur expert. possibly because he's a new daddy hisself.

but that fucking jay leno. apparently he prepped for the interview by reading one article. and it just happened to be the same one i read. all of buttface's questions were questions that the GQ author had asked. so lame.

but on the other channel, dave was dripping all over rene zellweger...