butthole: did you get our towels?
Panthro: no
butthole: why not
Panthro: cause they aren't there
Panthro: or they can't find em
Panthro: i'm gonna email kohls
butthole: ok. they stole them
butthole: do they know if they were ever there?
butthole: maybe i should call the po and raise some cain
Panthro: yes..
butthole: ok i will
Panthro: she said all I can do is wait
butthole: no
Panthro: honey?
butthole: yea
butthole: i think its at rolad park
butthole: hang on
butthole: but the tracking # in the USPS system
butthole: says this
butthole: Your item was accepted at 9:29 am on February 16, 2006 in BALTIMORE, MD 21210
butthole: 21210
butthole: that's roland park
Panthro: oh..
Panthro: well why wouldn't she tell me that..
butthole: she has no idea
butthole: i told her that
butthole: calling roland park
Panthro: k..
butthole: (they may not be there yet)
Panthro: they're supposed to be there at 8
butthole: ya says 9 on the recording
butthole: getting another #
butthole: this is fun
Panthro: yea
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butthole: my god these people are (*#&$*^&#(*
butthole: how do they drive to work everyday being so stupid? odds are they'd have to get killed in a car accident or something
butthole: i can't believe it
Panthro: yeah
butthole: oh my god i will kill someone this is not good for my serenity
butthole: i am going absolutely fing crazy
Panthro: what is happening?
butthole: they're idiots
butthole: so i suggest to the h-den p.o. that maybe it's at the r.p. p.o. which makes them happy to drop the ball in my lap
Panthro: right..
butthole: they give me the # (the wrong #) so i call the general po #
Panthro: oh honey..
butthole: the guy there says it would be at the h-den po
butthole: i say fine but its not
butthole: he says it should be
butthole: i say its not
butthole: ....
butthole: finally i say can you just give me the correct # to the rp po
butthole: he says ok gives me a numbe
butthole: wrong number
butthole: i look up the # on the internet
butthole: and call them
Panthro: yea
butthole: the lady there asks me my address (after i tell her the whole effing story)
butthole: so i tell her
Panthro: k
butthole: she says .... you can probably guess...
Panthro: its in hampden
butthole: " oh that should be at the hampen po
butthole: exactly
butthole: so i say "BUT IT"S NOT!!!"""
Panthro: heh
butthole: i say the tracking # says 21210
butthole: she says "that's here"
Panthro: that's why you called there
Panthro: so..
butthole: i yell
butthole: she asks if i want to talk to a supervisor
butthole: i say yes please
butthole: she says hes at the hampden PO
butthole: gives me a number
butthole: i call him
butthole: he takes the tracking #
butthole: puts me on hold
butthole: then the first lady i ever talked to
butthole: get on the phone to sask me for a tracking #
Panthro: oh geez
butthole: like the first conversation i had 20 mintues ago
butthole: exactly the same converssation
Panthro: right..
butthole: "did we leave you a notice?"
butthole: me- "no"butthole: "them it hasn't been delivered yet"
butthole: NO it's BEEN SITTING IN FRONT OF ONE OF YOUR BRILLIANT EMPLOYEES WHILE HE?SHE TRIES TO FIGURE OUT THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN 1 and )
butthole: 0
Panthro: so what happened?
butthole: "wel boss it says 21211, but this is 21210, *hick*
butthole: "the only thing i can do is give you the number to claims"
Panthro: ?
butthole: ok so i just told her that the tracking # says delieverd to 21210
butthole: she says (in a voice that makes you think she figured something out)
butthole: "oh maybe it's at the roland park office"
butthole: DUH DUH DUHDUHDUDHDUD
butthole: my god honey can they be this stupid?
Panthro: yeah
butthole: she just took my number and claims that she will call me back i just had to get off the phone
butthole: before i went postal
butthole: heh
butthole: she says "we looked thru all the packages here and its not here (at h-den)"
butthole: brilliant
butthole: 25-30 minutes to "figure out" everything i told them in the first 25 - 30 seconds that i talked to them
Panthro: yeah..so did they look for it at the rp po?
butthole: i hope she is calling them to ask them to look right now
butthole: one can only hope though
Panthro: geez honey..
Panthro: thank you
butthole: why me i haven't done a thing
butthole: why do they do that to a person?
butthole: its enough to make me feel crazy
Panthro: honey...
butthole: yes baby
Panthro: hi
butthole: hi
butthole: i think i got a pimple over it
butthole: above my lip
butthole: did you see it this porning
butthole: morning?
Panthro: uh oh...that's not a pimple..
butthole: no under my nose
Panthro: oh..no I didn't notice
butthole: i think it is a pimple tho i imagine i'll have a herpe any minute now too