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Thursday, March 09, 2006

yes i'm THAT girl who posts cute little doggy sayings on her blog... fuck you.

dogs are better than kids because:

---- they don't ask for money all the time
---- they are easier to train
---- they usually come when called
---- they don't hang out with drug-using friends
---- they don't need a gazillion dollars for a college education, and
---- if they get pregnant, you can sell the children.