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i want to be more like the ocean. no talking and all action.

Friday, June 23, 2006

ok so note to self

dear self:

you are 33 years old now
you bruise easily
and your back hurts.

just because the new kids
have no freaking idea
how to act at a punk rock show
doesn't mean you have to show them

also, you are not in competition
with the 22 year old girls
who think that they rule this bar.

there is no need to grab
95 pound lea
by the waist
and spin yourselves into the pit
to wipe out those high heel wearing
born too late bitches with fringe.

also, don't stand so close to the damn speakers
you have to be at work at 8:00 am
and your ears will be ringing so loudly
that you can't hear what your boss is saying.

don't encourage lea
to yell
"speak english"
at the cockney'd mutherfucker
talking into the mic.
because she will do it.

also, next time maybe
don't wear white shorts


p.s. glad you had fun
p.p.s. ouch