i was feeling a little shitty

if you couldn't tell
so i went and joined the gym

then i spent a shit ton
of money on clothes

and now i feel so much better that
i prolly won't have to
even go to the gym

dude, as a fourth of july present
you owe it to yourselves
to go over to mr. albright's blog
and watch the video of jon stewart
he's got posted there.

seriously, go watch it.
it's pretty damn patriotic.
i'd post it here, but i think
that's bad blog etiquette
and i have enough bad karma as it is.

it's video of jon stewart's first
show back on the air after
the september 11th attacks
and it's about the only thing
i've heard jon stewart say
with which i've agreed.

so there.
happy fucking 4th.