dear clutch management:

hi. my name is [kali pornia]. i grew up in baltimore, md. i have seen more clutch shows than any other show. and that's saying something. i've loved you guys since dc space and the rev.

i've seen you guys in several different states, even in LA when i lived out there in hell. the concert was called an evening with clutch and it was the best show i've ever seen. bar none.

i saw you play on the best new years eve in memory.

on the last tour i saw you at the (new) 930 club. i was in the pit and i got knocked the fuck out. whoops.

i am 35 years old and i am getting married for the first time in september. the first thing i thought when my fiance proposed was "i wonder how much clutch would charge to play at my wedding."

i would be remiss if i didn't inquire. it would be the best day of my fucking life. (as if it won't be already -- heh)

so. how much?

thanks for your time.
[kali pornia]

p.s. we are having the wedding in the backyard and you would play on the 36 foot halfpipe that we built.

p.p.s. hi jean-paul. you fucking rock.