twelve days of assposts

i'm scurred. can i say that?
i've never had surgery before.

so here's the deal:
i have a colonoscopy scheduled at 11:00
i have to be there at 10:00
after flushing myself out
the day before
and eating and drinking nothing no not even water after midnight
for this wonderful proceedure
i am told i will be in "twilight"
following that proceedure
i will stumble to the main lobby of the
hospital
find a set of elevators
get to the fourth floor
drinking or eating NOTHING on the way
sign in at the desk and have
the real surgery done
at 2:30
under general anesthesia

yay i can't wait what fun i'm so excited!!!