50 things thanks, shawna

1. My roommate and I once: woke every day at 1pm to dance to the theme of the barney miller show. dum. da da dum. da da dum. da da da da da da da da da da dum.
2. Never in my life have I: seen a shooting star. meteor shower yes, shooting star, no.
3. The one person who can drive me nuts, but then can always manage to make me smile is: my ex. the real ex. pictured in the last post.
4. High school was: fucking torture.
5. When I'm nervous: i twirl my hair. i do it when i'm tired too. also when i'm on drugs.
6. The last time I cried was: sunday night.
7. If I were to get married right now, my bridesmaids/groomsmen would be: stacey sarah amber wow i never thought of this before. ever. weird. do you think i should ask my sister? i was her maid of honor in her first wedding and she didn't have attendants at her second but she lives in canada. this is a stupid question it's giving me angina.
8. Would you rather run naked through a crowded place or have someone e-mail your deepest secret to all your friends? email friends just not family, ok?
9. My hair: a poodle.
10. When I was 5: i moved into a log cabin.
11. Last Christmas: i was in toronto
12. When I turn my head left: i see pics of my dee-oh-gees. and one of me and my boyfriend.
13. I should be: working
14. When I look down I see: my $3.00 shoes that i wear/love more that my $180.00 pair. lesson learned.
15. The craziest recent event was: me getting accepted to grad school
16. If I were a character on "Friends" I'd be: friends had characters?
17. By this time next year: i'll be stressing out about the big three five.
18. My favorite aunt is: aunt donna (and NOT just cuz you're reading, BRUCE...)
19. I have a hard time understanding: indians. dot indians, not woo woo indians.
20. One time at a family gathering: my dad threw my mom's creamed onions on the floor because they weren't the right "consistancy." he's kind of a perfectionist.
21. You know I like you if: i talk to you.
22. If I won an award, the first person (people) I'd thank: my mom. (oh my god i just started tearing up. i guess you can change that cry answer up there...)
23. Take my advice: never date a stripper.
24. My ideal breakfast is: mom's sausage biscuits and gravy with a side of bacon and COFFEE.
25. If you visit my home town: you can stay with me.
26. Sometime soon I plan to visit: the poorhouse
27. If you spend the night at my house: you will be visited by at least one dog in the night, also there will be COFFEE in the morning.
28. I'd stop my wedding if: a cuter boy walked in. ahahahaha just kidding, hon.
29. The world could do without: jimmy buffet
30. I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: eat/smell/touch mustard.
31. The most recent thing I've bought myself is: a $400 pair of glasses dammit they're like designer and shit but i can't remember which one...
32. The most recent thing someone else bought for me is: the boy has bought me all kinds of shit recently flowers, tshirts, a bracelet. my mom is the most recent though with my early b-day present of a bracelet.
33. My favorite blonde is: bo
34. My favorite brunette is: luke
35. My car must have a sign on it that reads: honk and whistle only when unshowered and in pajamas
36. The last time I was drunk: july 6, 1996. tho honestly the drunk started on july 4th.
37. The animals I would like to see flying besides birds: my two mini doxies
38. I shouldn't have been: on homecoming court
39. Have you ever shaved your pubic hair? uh, yeah, duh.
40. Last night I: made eggplant parmasean
41. There's this girl I know who: was a boy
42: I don't know: johnny depp
43. A better name for me would be: toni
44. If I ever go back to school I'll: holy SHIT it starts september 5th ohmyfuckinggod
45. How many days until my birthday?: 12
46. One dead celebrity I wish I'd met is: kurt. shuddup.
47. I've lived at my current address since: august of last year
48. I've been told I look like: helen hunt, tina fey
49. If I could have any car, it would be: dodge magnum. it has a HEMI.
50. If I got a new cat tomorrow, I would name it: dead by 5 (the dog would be named killer)