i'm pushing the emo post away with the obligatory blogger SELF PORTRAITS!!!!

i am somewhere cool in parachute pants and a black sabbath tshirt!


i am in roswell in 1999 a full 5 years before those skinny bitches made sophia lauren sunglasses popular!!!


i am at the top of el yunque on my 25th fucking birthday! skinny skinny two tattoos!


i am driving the best bus ever cross country with my boyfriend!


the best bus ever celebrates christmas!!


that's my sister, my dad, and me! those freaking geese were HEAVY!!


i am shaking the deer's hand i do not know why!?!?!


we were on the road for a month and i apparently wore the same thing the whole time! except i bought that hat in arizona for $5!!


that's bill and me my ex is taking the picture we rode to san fransisco so that i could audition to be an mtv VJ nope they didn't hire me (i was surprized too!)