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Thursday, November 16, 2006

so i'm at the ass doctor...

and they ask for my $40 copay.

"40 dollars?" i ask, "but my copay is 20 percent."

"yes, ma'am, that's forty dollars."

correct me if my math is wrong but i think
that guy just got paid $200 to stick
his finger up my asshole for 20 seconds.

i'm pursuing the wrong degree.