santa claus is a fat bitch

heh.

getting into the holiday spirit by listening to some christmas tunes by ICP.

i love to be offended by these guys.

almost got into a fight with a signwalker yesterday (sorry, anti, but he almost put my eye out.)

(also, fuck you too. i'm having a great time.)

so, xTx gave me an idea.

now that i have frankenpussy, i've been reflecting on all the words we have for the cooch.

(not to be confused with the character from vision quest. )

she says "nay nay." now that's funny.

cunt
gash
suzie
slit...

help me out here.