nine more

is it weird that i haven't told my closest friends about this surgery but that i'll blab it all over the blogosphere?

i just don't want to be all like
"look at me i'm having ass surgery"

...oh, wait, ya that IS what i'm doing here...
well, maybe i'm getting it out of my system.
i'll be laid up for a couple of days,
do you think i can get away with it?