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Tuesday, July 25, 2006

holy fucking girl post


alright, pitt has me all fucking revved up.

fuck that guy. (not literally, we'll leave that to outlaw, dude she's got to be one tough bitch to rein that fucker in...)

***disclaimer for everyone without a sense of humo(u)r -- i love pitt. i really do. the fact that he gets me all irked is proof that i like him. then he lets me rant and goes off on me again. he never says he's sorry and for that i love him. i loe the outlaw more because, well, see above comment***

so now i'm doing a stricly girls post because i'm having a minor (read:if i don't settle this i'll slit my fucking wrists) crisis.

first of all when i bleed during
mensus
sometimes i get clumpy blod clots
like the size of red dimes with imbelicle cords

(ok i really am not posting about that i just
wanted to scare off any boys that were listening in still)

so here's the real shite
i get my upper lip (read:moustache)
waxed like twice a month
but something strange happened this last time.
it died my skin or something.
or the chemicals made my skin extra susceptable to the sun
or something.
now i have a fucking perma-stache.
seriously it is SO NOT COOL.
like i'm not dyke enough as it is.
it's not hair it's a skin pigment.

what the fuck am i going to do about it?
i WILL NOT be moustache girl no way no how i swear i'll kill myself
before i go through life with a 'stache.
so what do i do?

wait it out?
raymi says use makeup but i don't wear makeup so just makeup on the lip would be totally noticable.
they have skin lightening stuff but i'm afraid i will start a neverending cycle of dying my skin... help me!!!????

HAS THIS EVER HAPPENED TO ANY OF YOU????