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Friday, July 21, 2006

is halloween here yet? i love halloween.

it's the only time when my coworkers can dress up like me and run around being bitter and sarcastic and yell at the kitchen and say mean things to everyone except be really nice to the tables they're waiting on and when people in their section ask what they are dressed up as they can point over to me waiting on my poor, unsuspecting table and say


and then everybody including my table can laugh and laugh and laugh and point at the glasses and laugh and slap the table and hold their sides

and the whole spanish-speaking kitchen can come out to the front of the house and laugh and laugh and point at said coworker dressed and "acting" like me and laugh.

and no one gets their ass kicked.

cuz this is halloween.