update my FUCKING doctor doesn't seem to think that a FUCKING PERMA-stache is worthy

of a fucking call to a dermatologist to get me in sooner. i officially hate him and all of his ilk.

how is this NOT IMPORTANT TO ANYONE BUT ME!????!?!?!?

he says he's only seen two cases of it in his WHOLE life and they were both during pregnancy and therefore he doesn't know how to treat it and suggest that i just "wait it out" until fucking september and just "stay out of the sun" until then.

someone tell me to calm the fuck down and that it's not life threatening or anything just a freaking UGLY PILL FOR THE REST OF MY NATURAL BORN LIFE!!!