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Thursday, September 21, 2006

shit since at least half of you are here via ALa's blog i guess i better do this...

Were you born before the end of the first Gulf war?
shit i graduated highschool before the USS Missouri and USS Wisconsin left port for saudi.

Childhood nickname?
well, i don't want to give away too much about my last name but let's just say it was comparable to "butthole." yes, i learned how to fight very young.

Historical person you have the biggest crush on?
henry v

Favorite type of candy?
anyfuckingthing except for that sour shit. what the fuck is that about?

Favorite foreign country?
today? sweden

Fish or chicken?
what're you a commie? medium rare filet mignon.

Do you have your own perfume line?
yes, it's called pheromoans and if i could bottle it i'd be rich and you all would be fucked.

Have you ever written a children's book?
holy fucking shit no, what in the christing hell would i fucking say to a child?

Have you been in a movie based on a book?
once i sniffed a bunch of k and thought i was alice in wonderland.

Ever posed nude for a photo?
yes. there also exists video.

Guiltiest pleasure?
unfortunately nothing that includes guilt holds much pleasure for me anymore.

Your best non-guilty pleasure, then?
raven's sundays with my dogs.

What are you allergic to?
alcohol. (i break out in handcuffs)

Worst pickup line you've heard?
"hey, can i get a ride?"

Were you bar mitzvahed?

Have you ever cried during a TV interview?
nope. not even when i interviewed courtney love.

If they made a movie of your life, who would play you?
tina fey.

Pet peeve?
people loudly talking on cell phones in public places.

If you weren't doing what you do, what job would you like to have?
anchor for the nightly news.

Place you will never be found?
dave matthews concert.

Why did you participate in this tagging?
dude, she's ALa...