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Monday, December 06, 2004

i'm not gay

this weekend one of my friends was shooting a movie.

and they needed some extra extras.

so i showed up.

the movie's called "i'm not gay."

this guy is in it.

so is the new gorton's fisherman. (who replaced the old one who happened to be tarzan.)

and lots of these guys.

it was on the set of "the people's court," which i will never look at in the same way. it's held together with staples and duct tape. the judge's chamber is just a door to another set. the "public" seating is just a bunch of old church pews. the gold eagle is a fake. i can't believe i actually thought it was a real courtroom.

the hallway where doug luellen does his exit interviews is the hallway to the bathroom. the other courtroom is just a fake door.

i should've brought a camera. the old set from "escape from alcatraz" was still there. two floors of cells and a detectives office to be used whenever for whatever.

i wanted pictures of the cells. me in the cell. friends in the cell. me at judge wapner's desk..

i wish i'd had a digital camera.

the was a poor man's gary shandling who was there as an extra too. only he was so annoying that we kept fake punching him even though we really meant it.

i met a very nice girl on the set who got my number because we had so much fun, but i forgot her name.

i carried a rainbow balloon arc and chanted "i'm not gay."

i sat on a jury and tried to look like a different girl than the one that was in the march (which was me too.)

and when kurt fuller was leaving i ran up to him to tell him i loved him in "no holds barred." he said thanks and something about good looking extras, got in his car and drove away.

"pervert" one of the other girls said as he roared off.

i couldn't help but wonder if she'd've had the same thought had it been brad pitt who complimented her.