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i want to be more like the ocean. no talking and all action.

Thursday, December 29, 2005

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went to the terps game last night.
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yay terps
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yay unintended handicapped seating with our own usher.
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driving to canada after work to see fam..
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onward HO!

Wednesday, December 28, 2005

so i won this $50 gift certificate to this shi shi salon from work. my old work. i guess it's still part time work but none of that matters.

so i see how much everything cost on their website and the only thing i can but with the damn thing is a pedicure.

i went yesterday and watched pirates of the carribean while a white girl who spoke english massaged my feet, scraped off my bunyons, and painted my toe nails.


so for christmas i got a certificate for a manicure from another shi shi place.
i can't fucking wait.

Tuesday, December 27, 2005

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his family is just starting to be nice to me.
i'm actually starting to like them.
so why does it seem like we are fighting more?
why do i talk so mean to him?
why doesn't he have the self esteem to ignore it?

Friday, December 23, 2005

i fucking hate this cunt. i wish she would just OD already.

Monday, December 19, 2005

my best friend's ex-boyfriend just got out of jail.

he was supposed to do consecutive 30 year sentences for second degree murder and child abuse resulting in the death
of his new girlfriend's
3 year old daughter.
he's out on a technicality.
he used to beat my best friend on a regular basis.
he killed her dog.

he used to say sweet things like "you think i'm dumb enough to hit you where people will see bruises?"

he allegedly killed the 3 year old because she was difficult to potty train.
my friend is scared.
they say they will retry.
i'm feeling homicidal for the first time in my life.

Friday, December 16, 2005

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this is me and my new co-workers
i have two bosses
they're the two guys in the middle

Thursday, December 15, 2005

how come no matter how close i put the space heater i am still freezing cold?

"how come"?... i used "how come"? really?

**UPDATE: DO NOT put rubber-soled shoes directly on space heater...

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**UPDATE #2: DO NOT let new boss catch you taking pictures of the bottom of your shoe...

in other news

1. i think my former roommate used to work for a place called ezdata

2. i love my nirvana radio station

Wednesday, December 14, 2005

is that bad?

sometimes when i go to the bathroom...
i don't wash my hands

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Friday, December 09, 2005

... made it

a year later and here i am safe and sound in baltimore.

i'm pissed that anti's site redirects to his buzznet account that he never updates.

well that seems like enough for now.