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Thursday, May 15, 2008

since the turkeys moved in next door...

life has been, uhm... interesting.

i have a love/hate with them. yesterday morning they held me hostage on the front porch until i chased them home with a mop.

in both hands.

because i tried holding my coffee in one hand and the mop in the other but they didn't take me seriously.

so i had to put the coffee down. terrorists.

when i got home last night the umbrella from dj and kerri's tree pile was on the front porch. last i saw it was in the back of the pick up to take to the dump.

e said "why don't you ask me why the umbrella is on the front porch?"

so i did.

apparently they sauntered up to the truck as he pulled in the driveway yesterday. pinned him there until he got out the umbrella...

did i tell you there were three now?

Thursday, May 01, 2008

tesco not vee

1. choose 19 of the songs you like best, regardless of artist or genre.
2. put them all together in a CD.
3. make 5 other copies.
4. post your playlist on your blog.
5. choose 5 people and send them a copy of your CD each. send the first copy you made to the one who tagged you.

drown - smashing pumpkins
cough cool - misfits
battery - metallica
planet caravan - black sabbath
where did you sleep last night - nirvana
baggage - l7
precious things - tori
ocean size - janes
juggernaut - clutch
bad mouth - fugazi
whirlwind - gits
aenima - tool
belrays - testify
lungfish - friend to friend in endtime
bed's too big without you - police
i'm broken - pantera
how do i get him the fuck out of my living room? - music hates you
small victory - faith no more
sweet hitchhiker - creedence clearwater revival

tesco, cullen, courtney, michele, sweaty, email me your addresses