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i want to be more like the ocean. no talking and all action.

Wednesday, July 18, 2007

michalel vick should be put down

six years is NOT ENOUGH and god knows he won't get the maximum i could give a shit about the NFL on this one the man needs to be drawn and quartered oh my god i am so fucking mad right now i can't believe it...

"Some of the grisly details in these filings shocked even me, and I'm a person who faces this stuff every day," he said. "I was surprised to see that they were killing dogs by hanging them and one dog was killed by slamming it to the ground. Those are extremely violent methods of execution they're unnecessary and just sick."

Vick and the others are accused of "knowingly sponsoring and exhibiting an animal fighting venture" and conducting a business enterprise involving gambling, as well as buying, transporting and receiving dogs for the purposes of an animal fighting venture.

About eight young dogs were put to death at the Surry County home after they were found not ready to fight in April 2007, the indictment said. They were killed "by hanging, drowning and/or slamming at least one dog's body to the ground."

Tuesday, July 17, 2007

tell me if this is normal..

when people walk by my desk (which is really an all access counter open area) and tell me to "smile" i want to fly over the counter vertical style and fucking wrap my hands around their necks and squeeze until their heads pop right the fuck off...

Monday, July 16, 2007

dying of uniqueness

wow. never ceases to amaze me how one area of my life can be going so well and the other can go down the toilet so quickly. at least in my head.

i just realized this morning that i am a secretary, and that i will be a secretary for the next 2 or three years. and sometimes that sucks. i used to think people treated waitresses badly. and they do. but sometimes being treated like a secretary is even worse. man.

see if i could just sit through this shit for a couple of years i wouldn't be a secretary at 34. this is always where i run into trouble.

so this morning i resisted the urge to walk the fuck out of a job that is paying for me to get my masters degree. and because my EGO is screaming for attention it was a much harder temptation than it should've been.

in other news, relationship-wise i'm happier than a pig in shit. i'm almost afraid to talk about it for fear of jinxing it. i'm taking him to meet the family in two weeks. if we make it two weeks past that, i'm going to propose. (i kid)

and now for something really anti-climactic...

Friday, July 13, 2007

"another shot of whiskey and that's about the only way I can listen to you anymore

go ahead and drown me of everything
at least i still got my place at the bar."

fucking mia zapata, dudes.

man we lost a good one in 93...

Wednesday, July 11, 2007

i get to see this little pookie this weekend...

From: my nephew (and my sister) [he's 3, she's 37]
To: my mom and dad (his grammy and poppop)

Date: Wed, 11 Jul 2007 08:20:26 -0400 (EDT)
Subject: Hi
Hi Grammy and Poppop,

I am bringing my bug collector and I want to go bug collecting with you on Friday. I got bugs. Last night, one bug escaped so now I only have one bug. I had a snail. It's gone. It escaped. Now I just have one bug. It is called Bumble Bee. It is dead so it is not going to escape.

I am bringing my robot. (No he's not) We can play with it. (No, you won't be able to because we're not bringing it.) He can smoosh down so he can come on the plane .(NO, he can't.)

Poppop, you can go bug hunting with me too.

Grammy, do you have choocolate peanut butter? Because I like chocolate peanut butter. Are you going to give it to me in bed again?

I will see you on Friday. It's Wednesday, then Thursday, then Friday I will be there. Friday we go to your house on the plane.

[kali's nephew]

Monday, July 09, 2007

the camera don't lie

wtf happened?
i hate money i have none i hate feeling like a pauper people offering to buy me food having to track down money from people that owe me i hate people they make me feel stupid and poor and inadequate. being hungry and late won't help me do schoolwork today but i have a ton. fucking wah, right?

wtf this too shall pass but when and why do i hold onto bad feelings longer than good ones. when will i make ends meet when will i ever learn

to murl: i hate people i hate money i hate my job and i hate school.

from murl: O hunny i sure do know


from murl: We could start a hate club our secret handshake is punching our fists thru the wall

Friday, July 06, 2007

Thursday, July 05, 2007

from Waltson Gregory hide details
Jul 4 (16 hours ago) to
Kali Pornia
dateJul 4, 2007 3:05 PM
subject:one long haired girl

Am really very happy ou mailed me back. Sorry for the late reply . The reason I am sending you this email is to make final reconfirmation of the Puppy and also to let you know that payment will be by certified Money Order . In view of this I need you to email me any information that may be required to send the Money Order, as I do not want to send the Payment to a wrong location lest they gets into the wrong hands.

Regarding the shipping, I have a company that takes care of the pick up of my consignments for me and ship to my destination anywhere in the U.S.A, you do not worry about shipping, the company will send down a representative to arrange the sales documentation and the pick up from your end for onward transfer to my

I also want to alert you on the fact that you will be recieving an overdraft Payment which will cover the money for the pickup (pickup and shipping to the final destination) as well as the money to be paid to the company that will take care of the pickup and the documentation with you. So please, as soon as you receive the Payment, go and cash them immediately, deduct the money that accrues to you, and send the balance to the Head Office of the company that handles the shipment via the nearest Western Union agent in your area. Deduct the Western Union charges from the
balance and send the remaining immediately.

The Payment will be in your name to make it easier for you to receive payment, deduct your money and send the balance via Western Union as regards my earlier direction, please reconfirm your details one more time.
I will give you the details of the company that you will send the balance of the money to once I get a reply and agreement that you will send the money via Western Union money transfer immediately you cash the Payment.
Once the money is received by the agent, the shipping agent will contact you immediately to arrange the documentation as well as the pick up immediately. So in view of the above, here are some of the details I will need for final issuance of the Payment to you.
(1) Full Name
(2) Mailing address, no p.o.box please
(3) your direct telephone number
(4) acceptance of my offer

Once you get back to me with all the above, the Payment will be issued out immediately and it will be sent to you .

Thanks for your understanding in anticipation and hope to read from you today.
Best regards,

I will compensate you with $50 for the running arround and transportation.
Hope to hear from you immediately....

from kali pornia hide details 7:23 am (0 minutes ago) to Waltson Gregory dateJul 5, 2007 7:23 AM subjectRe: one long haired girl mailed-bygmail.com

sir i am highly concerned that you refer to the puppy as one of your "consignments." therefore i am not interested in doing any kind of business with you.

hope you find a soul.