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i want to be more like the ocean. no talking and all action.

Thursday, November 15, 2007

so you know we built a ramp in the backyard, right?

well the first night it was finished we hosted the
first annual who's who of randallstown RAMPage!!!

and then e broke his foot. first fucking day...

surgery is tuesday. we're hosting thanksgiving dinner on thursday.
should be a fun week.

(btw the ramp has it's own myspace page)

in other news, my high school sweetheart holds up atlantic city.
yes really my boyfriend in high school. though i assume he's over me now as he is married with children from what the news reports say. also i had no idea he did time in prison for robbing a bank. doesn't surprise me though. he said he did it for money to finance his screenplay. makes sense to me.

part of me wishes he did something bigger... i have bad poetry that he wrote me on stationary inscribed with his name. it could be worth money if he went down in a blaze of glory. he used to be into the seahawks and motley crue. private school boy.

sad part is, he's real smart and funny... totally one of US though if you know what i mean... so it makes sense that he's a little crazy.

ah well.

Wednesday, November 07, 2007

murl doesn't watch football

murl has forwarded you this craigslist.org posting.
Please see below for more information.

Free- All items Purple and Black
Reply to: sale-470688107@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-11-06, 1:02PM

I am giving away all of my posessions that are purple and black. I am also giving away all of my items that contain the symbol of a bird that Edgar Allen Poe wrote about.
These items are in perfectly good condition it is just too painful for me to wear and/or look at them.
All items not taken will be burned in bonfire tonight

* Location: Baltimore
* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

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good luck finding someone to take that shit...

its bizzarro. how dramatic.....

ya i was kinda kidding too. get it?


i was saying "ya who wants that purple shit now?"
i was on that guy's side. efff the ravens.

OH AHAHAHAHA i didn't even THINK of the football ravens i was thinking it was some goth dork.

WOW it takes me a while......

Tuesday, November 06, 2007

like mother like canine daughter

my oldest girl has hyphema.
kinda like that link only her entire eye is red.

she was mixing it up in the pit at the fence
and musta got kicked in the eyeball

she is currently blind in one eye
the condition may be permanent

but mine healed, so maybe?