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i want to be more like the ocean. no talking and all action.

Tuesday, August 28, 2007

Animal Rescue

Hi, all you animal lovers. This is pretty simple... The Animal Rescue Site is having trouble getting enough people to click on it daily to meet their quota of getting free food donated every day to abused and neglected animals.

It takes less than a minute to go to their site and click on the purple box "fund food for animals" for free. This doesn't cost you a thing.

Their corporate sponsors/advertisers use the number of daily visits to donate food to abandoned/neglected animals in exchange for advertising.

Here's the web site! Pass it along to people you know.


Monday, August 27, 2007

last holy-fuck-i'm-old-post until next year...

yesterday i rode a dirtbike for the first time.
today i am thirty-five.

yesterday i jumped the dirtbike off of a ramp and also lost it in the sand and ate dirt. man it was really really fun.
today i am sore.

(seriously though, i think a truck and a cr125 are in my near future.)

Tuesday, August 21, 2007

i think i'm kinda freaking out

about my birthday.
i will be older than dirt.

can dirt have babies?

Monday, August 13, 2007

wacko launches me murl captures

you can tell he has kids by the way he says, "now whadya gonna do?"

e is the best tho

so good he tried it backwardz

Friday, August 10, 2007

when i was a little girl

i remember my mom woke up at 5:30 in the morning. i used to think that she was crazy for getting up so early. i mean, sometimes she left right after she woke me up at the ungodly hour of 6:30. and sometimes she left my father to wake me up a little later. who knows why, but even though i got to sleep in a little when my dad woke me up, i still preferred to be woken up by my mom. that's another story for a different day but the point is i used to think that she was fucking crazy for waking up at 5:30.

these mornings that is not what i think. in fact, when i'm making the bed, putting together his lunch and feeding the dogs (though admittedly i neither fed the dogs or put together his lunch today -- thanks, e) i am thinking, man how the fuck did she do all that in an hour?

this is NOT, however what i think when my alarm goes off at 5:15. right about then i am thinking.. "just five more minutes... "

so this morning when i was walking the 6 dogs to the back of the yard for their last pass at 6:15 i was wondering how i got here to this place where i wake up at an ungodly hour. and the place where i talk to the dogs like this:

"did everyone go poop? jackie did you poop? i can't have you pooping in the house. i saw buster go poop and i saw winnie go poop, but i didn't see you go poop. biggie traded my underwear for some poop this morning while i was taking a shower so i know that she went, but i haven't seen you poop yet..." you get the picture i guess. i can't fathom adding children to the mix.

tomorrow we ride...

Wednesday, August 08, 2007

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22):

Why fight for rights that are already yours, Virgo? Why sacrifice yourself for the benefit of people who wouldn't fully appreciate your gifts? And why are you even thinking about dividing when you should be multiplying? Any of these acts would be a crime against yourself. So listen up: You just have to hold out a little longer. If you can avoid running up a big karmic debt in the next few days, if you can refrain from hurting yourself in a misguided attempt to fix situations that can't be fixed, you'll be home free. Soon the whole cast of monsters, demons, and goons will pack up their inane torture devices and go trundling back to the hells where they came from.

Friday, August 03, 2007

BREAKING news!!! i hate work.

so what's up it's summer i've been having muy mucho fun (someone just told me to say muchisimo instead but fuck 'em i like sounding like el diablo blanco.)

winnie had puppies, remember? i had three then kept them too long and fell in love and when i sold two of them i got very sad some would say i cried but they'd be defying my wishes of privacy.

so i kept one. whatever. what's three dogs when you already have two. and they're small. then i took winnie to get spayed yesterday so no more falling in love with puppy litters and then having my heart break when it's time for them to go. oh ya alos no cervical cancer for miss winnie which is an extra added plus. (just kidding i really did get the surgery for her the other stuff is just FUNNY)

they say winnie is fine just a little sleepy she had to stay overnight and now i can't get her until after work i MISS HER!!!