apple will always be successful because they understand...

wow

North Korea's official media has said flowers come into bloom when he appears and rainbows fill the sky on his birthday.

He is, it is said, a man who pilots jet fighters -- even though he travels by land for his infrequent trips abroad.

He has also penned operas, produced movies and accomplished a feat unmatched in the annals of professional golf, shooting 11 holes-in-one during the first round he ever played.

"Your birth as a bright star over Mount Paektu was the greatest event as it promised the happiness and prosperity of the Korean nation," official media said.

it was a SURPRISE sorry i couldn't tell you

or else he'd find out

ya murl's costume was the best as usual

she rocks the fucking house

it was a "dress as you inner child" 8th birthday theme

there were punch balls and super bounce balls and fireballs

in the gift bags and pixie sticks and bubble yum

and for dinner we had sloppy joes, ants on a log

capri suns and orange and grape shasta

and there was a carvel ice cream cake

the one named cookie puss which is kinda dirty


i'd explain it to you a lot more

but it's late and i had a presentation in my management science class tonight that kicked my ass the rest of the weekend

and also studio sixty is on...

today is matt's birthday

he's 38!

please wish him the best!

move your sweet onions to the belt

anyone wanna teach me about waiting line modeling?





(why am i sad about anna nicole?)

awesome

Stop hoping for things to change. It is unlikely the status quo will change. As has been the lifelong truth for those who grew up as latchkey kids, Gen X-ers must continue to figure out what to do to take care of themselves. In short, if you are just waiting in the shadow of the Baby Boomers, push aside the apathy for which Gen X is known and use the coping skills you grew up with to effect positive change.